“Out of all my accessories…he’s my favorite” (“or this ring is my favorite”)

-Jen Henrichsen on her recent engagement to leading man, Josh Brown

Houston socialite and rockstar, Jennifer Henrichsen (known to the public as JenHen) returned home after a week long vacation in Key West, sporting a 99-diamond engagement ring on her reserved digit, courtesy of world-famous physical therapist, Josh Brown.

Sources close to the couple tell us that Josh had been carrying the ring around the entire trip waiting for the “perfect” moment to pop the question. The couple pulled an unthinkable stunt by boarding a 3-hour sunset cruise out of Key West for a romantic getaway..along with sixty other civilians. Trying to avoid massive attention from passengers, Jen wore a gargantuan brim sunhat hiding her newly tanned face and Josh donned his white Armani shades.

Reports indicate halfway through the cruise, Josh got down on one knee and asked, “Will you marry me and be my rockstar?” An inside source, who wishes to remain anonymous, corroborates other reports that the starlet “was shocked and immediately said yes”. Growing suspicious of the activity at the back of the boat, the passengers anxiously awaited to hear her answer. Josh, seeming more nervous than working on an Olympic athlete’s broken leg shouted, “she said YES!” Even the folks back on Duval Street could hear him. Still unbeknownst of the couple’s famed status, the passengers cheered and congratulated the picture perfect couple.

Paparazzi were not allowed anywhere near the cruise ship due to the couple’s massive bodyguards in tow, but a nearby artist, Melissa Sims, sketched this picture just moments after the happy couple’s official engagement…

The couple was still beaming with joy as the captain announced the news over the loudspeaker and toasted to a wonderful, glamorous life together. The attention was by far the least amount they’ve received in recent months. Eyewitnesses report the proposal was “intimate with lots of love and little fanfare”.

Later that evening the couple was spotted sharing a candlelit dinner and bottle of the finest Cabernet at Key West’s prime dining destination, Martin’s on Duval.

Wireless provider, AT&T first leaked the story to the media by explaining to customers on their website the 5-hour wireless outage was “due to the Rock Star engagement of Josh and Jen that took over all our towers for sharing the news with friends and family via hundreds of phone calls, millions of text messages and multiple facebook updates.” Reps from AT&T have yet to return our phone calls to determine how this invasion of privacy took place.

Both reps confirm the engagement and report the soon-to-be-wed couple is beyond thrilled to continue their amazing life together. A date has yet to be set, but the bride-to-be is diligently using her creativeness along side a wedding coordinator to plan the wedding of the century.

(This story was written in jest for a fun-loving and creative couple. The people in the story and the scenes are real. Congratulations to Josh and Jen on their recent engagement…love your friends and family)

Love BIrds

Were Engaged!!!! Yes We've been engaged for 7 months now but I'm just now updating the blogging world on my life. I said I'd start this new fad called uh, "blogging", I believe its blogging or yogging. It might be a soft "b"... So here is a fast track version of life since May.

Quit Your Job and Move to Key West

Apparently Kenny Chesney lied when he said love don’t happen twice..

By: Jayme Lamm 

There once was this girl named Jen who all the boys adored.  You’d walk into a bar and they’d gravitate to her.  Even if you were wearing a see-through bikini they’d find their way to HER.  A grocery store…same thing.  A library..yup.  You get the picture.  She was tall, had long hair (but always wanted longer hair like Rapunzel), played volleyball whenever possible, never left her house without her camera strategically placed in her right hand and had creative juices flowing like Sunny Delight from a can.  My Grandpa used to put on his Velcro sneakers faster than I’d ever seen just to catch a glimpse of her walking by…even with a broken hip. 

But none of those boys (including Grandpa) meant a thing to her or made her heart flutter like a Britney Spears concert used to.  Why?  Because she has * Josh *.  He’s the one “that makes her heart happy and constantly gives her butterflies.”  She thinks he’s the “greatest guy ever”.  Insert grimacing face here.  She’s “fallen in love with her best friend again and fallen HARD” and is “so in love, it’s not even funny.”  Hell, I think reading all their MySpace and Facebook statuses is funnier than an old school Saturday Night Live marathon.  And yes, this is the guy with the heinous knee scar, but she loves him unconditionally.   

Sixty-Seven miles may not seem like a LONG-distance relationship but to this Romeo and Juliet it is just enough distance to continually make their friends cough up the acidic juices from their stomachs every time they hear their love lingo or watch their finger race in a text battle to see who can say “I Love You” more than 5 times in the span of sixty seconds.  At the time this was written they’ve yet to accomplish that many texts in a one-minute span. 

Never fear..this is not a Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt type of couple, no matter how much media coverage they garner for themselves (i.e. 9 million photos of them making out or hugging).  Though I doubt love happens twice for the Brad/Jen duo, this is Jennifer Henrichsen and Josh Brown and they got a second chance at fate (sigh immediately followed by raucous, vehement vomiting).  Making love popular again.   

So just as a good friend would do, I convinced her to start a stomach wrenching earth-shattering blog about her love affair simply so I’d have one more reason than I already do to make fun of her.  And here is the start of her soon to be infamous blog… 

(of course this is all meant in jest.. I love this couple..scars, hair extensions and all.)